Aside

I was just derping around my computer a while ago and before shutting it down, i just landed into my facebook account to take a look on news-feed. While marking spams to all the shits over there, i came across one of the genius-shared-posts from one of my FB friend (trust me, FB friend :D) which made me write this post right away.

Let me paste it for her sake (as she says to share it…)

Boy: Boys are stronger than girls.
Girl: Oh! Please, can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months? Can you cook, clean and talk on the phone at the same time? Can you burn your forehead with a curling iron and not complain? Can you walk all day in 5 inch heels? Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everything is okay?? Remember guys, woman are only helpless until their nail polish dries 🙂

Share it if you like it.

I just perused it thrice…you don’t believe me?? Yes..i did! Okay..let’s analyze it one by one:

  • 1. Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?

No, just because Men’s body don’t have a usual construction for making it feasible. If you are talking about the labor pains, there is one pain men can suffer and they only know [if you know what i mean] when it hurts. Exactly an unfair question, pains can’t be compared..right? One more thing, if you have a strong feeling that a baby is of 7 pound from day one till 9 months, i am just a bit skeptical about this because of obvious knowledge gained during my 25 years of life. well..let’s move onto second.

  • 2. Can you cook, clean and talk on the phone at the same time?

Clearly a Yes! Multi-tasking is very much popular among men. I am not sure about others but there are examples of such men who can cook, clean, wash dishes, dance, and talk on the phone at the same time and trust me the reason behind is you..yes, you girls! Next….

  • 3. Can you burn your forehead with a curling iron and not complain?

No! It would be just a waste of time and even if had men to do such, they have stronger aim to hit at anything. This is just an epic fail of you, be careful next time. Next please…..

  • 4. Can you walk all day in 5 inch heels?

Yes, physically!! But we don’t, just because they are not comfortable. I really don’t find any valid reason why such questions were even thought.. High heels were designed by men only, because you may look sexier and taller. Wearing normal shoes doesn’t degrade your femininity. If you are an Indian, I would say normal Indians are prettier than you professional-western-freakos.

  • 5. Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everything is okay??

This was the hilarious one in the list.Surely, we could have cried, but then we think what the fuck are we crying for, we deal with our problems in our own way, so no tears…then begin to watch some movie, or do some programming/gaming/9gagging etc. Because we remember, “the null mind is devil’s lab” (professionally speaking).

  • 6. Woman are only helpless until their nail polish dries

Are you fuckin’ kiddin me??– a Woman is never helpless…this is just their feeling which makes them helpless and Nail-polish thing is just a shit, i know you can’t work in that case also when your hands are Henna-clad and many such examples. A woman can conquer everything/everybody if she just realizes her potential. Do I need to quote names for this…?? I don’t think so.

To conclude, let me just appeal to all those who share such posts and keep whining about it: Women! there is nothing comparable in you and a man. What you should feel proud about is that BABY case, because there you turn into a mother and mothers rule the universe of which, men are just a part.  Those who share this or agree with such Facebook craps, please don’t get offended by my words and even if you do, that would make point no. 7 to be edited in this post. Fortunately, there are some very nice fair sexes in my life/I have come across, who just don’t give shit to all this and know how to live and love their lives, a salute to you all.

Proudness level : Women